I had this history professor once. hahahahhahahha
I am getting unfollowed left and right for these and they keep coming. hahahahhahaha
nail polish nah
jesus on the crucifix hahaha lbh yes
bathroom yeah on
coors light I keep thinking of that scene from MILK. We’ll say off.
particular commercials? That Folgier’s commercial with the brother and sister.
people who write cheesy embarrassing poems That’s what the gag is for
barebones libraries off
bmv I flirted hard with a clerk once. I looked deep inside myself, this isn’t the answer I expected.
postal workers only if they’re going postal.
cigarettes (too easy?) Officially neutral, but off actually
mosques Have you seen the part in Pasolini’s Arabian Nights where the dude is deciding whether he should go for the boys ass or prick and he says ‘One for the minaret of Baghdad, the other for the land of the two mosques.” Strictly in this sense.
denmark FEAR AND TREMBLING
chamomile with almond cookies? real fucking on
spicy cheetos onnnnnnnnn
particular processed food? I hate it when people eat in bed
high school OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
people with institutional power over you The People are just not that into you
Richard Eurich, Survivors from a Torpedoed Ship, 1942
Here are a million more anons.
cats nooooooooppppppeeeeeeeeee hahahahhaha
coffee AW HELLS YEAH POUR IT ON MY NIPPLES
kneecaps dear christ dont even say that… on
death glares every goddamn day MAKE IT SO
bad cooks Real on
chess Beat me in chess Beat me until I pass out
fur coats are for water sports OFF
rich people FUCK THEM
poor people FUCK THEM… TENDERLY
mathematicians Add it up.
depressed people Let me get sad on your chest
happy people off
skanky halloween rabbit costumes REALISM OR GO HOME
death TURN ONS INCLUDE DEATH
It’s an abstract kind of on.
More of a layers man. Yeeeeah put that cardigan on. That’s real on. Put all the clothes on. Damn girl.
All feels are abstract.
that’s not why I’m here, but it’s not so bad when it’s on.